Overheard At Yesterday's Super Bowl Party:
"I want one of those!"
"One of what?"
"Those skirts that looks like a hamburger patty."
"Uh...why, exactly?"
"I have the perfect shoes to go with it."
"Aw. Cute little horsey."
"Did you just say 'horsey?'"
"Uh..."
"You did! You just said 'horsey.'"
"Shut up."
"You're over 30, right?"
"Bite me."
"That Matt Hasselbeck is hot."
"Isn't he the one that's married to that chick on the View?"
"Star Jones?"
"So...what is this commercial for again?"
"I dunno. Porn?"
"No, it's for GoDaddy.com."
"So what do they do again?"
"Porn?"
"Hey, it's the 'We Can't Believe These Guys Aren't Dead Yet, Either Tour.'"
"Don't they have any-I don't know-new songs?"
"They have like 40 years of songs to pull from."
"Then why do they only play the same 5 over and over again?"
"These guys have been dead for over 2 decades."
"Yeah, except for Keith Richards. After a nuclear war, all that's gonna be left will be cockroaches and Keith."
"Hey, if you look close enough, you can see the puppet strings making them dance."
"No, Mick! Don't rip off your shirt. NO ONE wants to see that!"
"See what? He's so thin, you can see his spine through his chest."
"You know, Mick. Just because low-rider jeans are back in style now..."
"Yeah, shouldn't there be an age limit on those things?"
"Just how OLD are these guys?"
"Didn't they play Jesus' prom?"
"Another bad call!"
(To the ref on screen) "Who's paying you?"
"My mother always said to make sure that the calls were fair, they should pick one ref at random at the end of the game and let each team just full-on tackle him."
"That would solve about 95% of the bad calls out there."
"Ah. I love those tight football pants."
"Having a little happy fantasy are we?"
"No. A happy reality."
"Sorry. Looks like Pittsburg is about to score again."
"No, we're about to get an interception."
"Uh, no. Roethlisberger is not gonna-"
(Seahawk Interception)
"Woo! Go! Go! Go!"
"I...how...you...but...How did you do that?"
"I do that a lot."
"We should take you on the road."
"Yes, we should."
-Jos
"We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time." ~Vince Lombardi
"One of what?"
"Those skirts that looks like a hamburger patty."
"Uh...why, exactly?"
"I have the perfect shoes to go with it."
"Aw. Cute little horsey."
"Did you just say 'horsey?'"
"Uh..."
"You did! You just said 'horsey.'"
"Shut up."
"You're over 30, right?"
"Bite me."
"That Matt Hasselbeck is hot."
"Isn't he the one that's married to that chick on the View?"
"Star Jones?"
"So...what is this commercial for again?"
"I dunno. Porn?"
"No, it's for GoDaddy.com."
"So what do they do again?"
"Porn?"
"Hey, it's the 'We Can't Believe These Guys Aren't Dead Yet, Either Tour.'"
"Don't they have any-I don't know-new songs?"
"They have like 40 years of songs to pull from."
"Then why do they only play the same 5 over and over again?"
"These guys have been dead for over 2 decades."
"Yeah, except for Keith Richards. After a nuclear war, all that's gonna be left will be cockroaches and Keith."
"Hey, if you look close enough, you can see the puppet strings making them dance."
"No, Mick! Don't rip off your shirt. NO ONE wants to see that!"
"See what? He's so thin, you can see his spine through his chest."
"You know, Mick. Just because low-rider jeans are back in style now..."
"Yeah, shouldn't there be an age limit on those things?"
"Just how OLD are these guys?"
"Didn't they play Jesus' prom?"
"Another bad call!"
(To the ref on screen) "Who's paying you?"
"My mother always said to make sure that the calls were fair, they should pick one ref at random at the end of the game and let each team just full-on tackle him."
"That would solve about 95% of the bad calls out there."
"Ah. I love those tight football pants."
"Having a little happy fantasy are we?"
"No. A happy reality."
"Sorry. Looks like Pittsburg is about to score again."
"No, we're about to get an interception."
"Uh, no. Roethlisberger is not gonna-"
(Seahawk Interception)
"Woo! Go! Go! Go!"
"I...how...you...but...How did you do that?"
"I do that a lot."
"We should take you on the road."
"Yes, we should."
-Jos
"We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time." ~Vince Lombardi
posted by Josh at
7:48 AM
4 Comments:
VERY happy to see that you spelled Roethlisberger correctly....YEAH BIG BEN!!!
The Princess
By
Anonymous, At
12:36 PM
Hey, Princess! Yeah, I'm all about the cut and paste from Yahoo Sports. :)
How goes it?
By
Josh, At
12:49 PM
Sounds like our party, but where were you?
By
Anonymous, At
1:41 PM
Josh, I'm doing very well! Thanks for asking. Right now I'm dating a huge Troy Aikman fan...ugggg!! May have to get rid of him just because of that. As far as commentating goes, Aikman & Madden are in the same caliber in my opinion. Won't comment on their actual football careers. Anyway, I'm sure it'll be over once he sees the Favre shrine...that always scares 'em off!!!! :) The Princess
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Anonymous, At
7:06 AM
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